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Joe: I just saw a strip club right across the street from a mini golf place, and I’m liberal, but that’s just too much for me. What if you’re just trying to have a nice afternoon with your family, and your kids have to look across the street, and see a bunch of losers playing mini golf?
Gerard: You think killing people will make them like you, but it doesn’t! It just makes them dead.
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Brendon: I just ate 52 pizza rolls, will I die in my sleep?
Ryan: Who wants to sell me their soul?
Spencer: I was just thinking, if MJ hadn’t died, would he still be alive today?
Jon: What if the girl, who thinks I’m the dad, isn’t the mom?
Dallon: Is it possible to break your titty bone?
Patrick: HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPS LOCK?
Pete: My wife just changed her Facebook status from “married” to “widowed.” Should I be worried?
Joe: Do you think humans will ever walk on the sun?
Andy: How to trick an elephant to go out to sea?
Gerard: Is there a spell to turn back into a human that actually works?
Frank: Is it possible for tattoos to be passed down genetically from parent to child?
Mikey: Is there any way to get this popular guy at school to get me pregnant?
Ray: What incantations work best for summoning Jesus?
Dallon: You gotta step up your game, break out the L-word.
Brendon: Lesbian?
Dallon: The other L-word.
Brendon: …Lesbians?
Brendon: If I die I’m having the biggest funeral party and you’re all invited.
Spencer: If?
Ryan: Great, the only party I’ve ever been invited to and he might not even die.
Joe: I never claimed to give good advice. So if you end up playing strip poker with Satan and Tom Cruise behind Wal-Mart at 4 in the morning, it’s not my fault!
geoff singing onstage while awsten looks at him proudly like he’s the most supportive mom ever is everything i ever need in my life
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